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Deck Chair Arrangements on the Titanic

from Fill Spectre by Flying Fan Modules

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After I criticized the terrible state of heavy metal music during the early 80’s, one of my favorite students, who was into grunge before grunge was grunge, challenged me to write a metal song. I couldn’t dampen down all my pop sensibilities, so this is the best metal-flake tune I could conjure in fifteen minutes of heavy metal despair. (One line near the end got away from me, and it sounds like ‘Jerry Kaddafi’, but I’m not sure.)

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(You’re like) Deck Chair Arrangements on the Titanic
(You’re like) Deck Chair Arrangements on the Titanic

There’s no room for you animals in the Ark,
There’s plenty of apples to feast on in Eden Park.
Here’s a map to the Oracle,
Look out for Oedipus, he’s on the road,
He married his mother, but he didn’t know—
He was such a stupid get,
Light up another cigarette.

(You’re like) Deck Chair Arrangements on the Titanic
(You’re like) Deck Chair Arrangements on the Titanic

Caligula—he’s such a lovely ladies man,
Et tu, Brutae—he will be your very best friend.
Here’s some tickets for the Hindenburg,
Genghis Khan was an all-beef nerd,
He couldnlt even conjugate a verb.
If Caesar’s hands and tongue were tied,
Attila would have been his bride.

(You don’t think so?)

Joan of Arc—she will set your heart on fire,
The Lollipop Guild are cousins of the Marquis deSade.
And if it’s true that all we are is clay,
Why isn’t Gumby president today?
We are so close but so far away
Though Gabriel is at your gate,
Beelzebub may be your date.

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from Fill Spectre, track released January 1, 1996
Produced, Composed, Played by Edward Morneau

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Edward Morneau Salem, Massachusetts

Edward Morneau has been a musician and songwriter most of his life. His focus on multiple genres and interest on sound collage experimentation makes his music hard to classify. His muses range from Beatles, Brian Wilson, Randy Newman, XTC, Kinks, Iris DeMent to Mahler, Shostakovich, Penderecki & Zappa. His background as an English & Film teacher gives humor and striking imagery to his songs. ... more

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